Are you an urban parent with a public transportation optimized lightweight stroller? Are you a foodie parent who insists on seasoning their kid’s vegetables with a vinaigrette instead of good old fashioned ranch dressing? If so, you need to panic, because…
All MacLaren strollers manufactured over the past ten years are being recalled for severing fingers! But don’t worry, daddytypes has an interim remedy:
Until then, just repeat the following phrase very loudly whenever you open your Maclaren stroller, while executing a swatting motion with your free hand: “DON’T PUT YOUR FINGER IN THERE!” and you should be fine. Stay tuned for details.
Consuming balsamic and red wine vinegars could increase your child’s lead level by 30%! Er, if you feed them a tablespoon a day of the most contaminated variety available, for a year.
HA!